I really really really hate almost everything associated with middle parts. I have to say almost because of those damn Victoria’s Secret Models.
Yes, those ones. I mean she looks good with the middle part; unfortunately most of us do not. To justify this point I have decided to painfully provide you with what non-supermodels look like with them.
**DISCLOSURE–the following picture is NOT attractive**
I’m embarrassed to share this with you but I found it necessary to show you a real life example of why middle parts are so awful. My friends and I are NOT looking very normal in this. Why? We look weird because of the dreaded, the dangerous and the detrimental MIDDLE PART.
The reason why I am talking about middle parts is all due to HANSON. As an attempt to be a well informed blogger I was doing a bit of research about what other people consider “weird.” Here is what Hanson thinks of the enlightening subject:
Apparently the Hanson brothers don’t think that their middle part is weird but they depict goths and twins as weird. Hmm. Interesting research. I personally think the part where they are swimming through the train in the weirdest part. But that’s just me.
Lesson of the day: Hanson thinks that it is an okay thing to be weird!! WOOOOO! Thank goodness we have Hanson’s approval.