Monthly Archives: April 2011

Easter Sunday

This post may offend people but offending people is not my intention. I just wanted to bring up some points about what many of us considered tradition this morning. It’s Easter. I went home last night so that I could … Continue reading

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the day of my birth.

Today is 4/20. Today is Wednesday. Today is the international day for smoking weed. Today, Hitler was born many years ago. What a wonderful day today is. Today is the day of my birth! Everyone keeps saying “Happy Birthday!” to … Continue reading

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the best day of the year

Two words: Marathon Monday. I assume that some of you n00bs reading this don’t understand the epic-ness of this BU-tiful holiday. To help you all out I have provided the very reliable definition from Urban Dictionary: Marathon Monday. Let me … Continue reading

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artistic fabulousness

If I dress a little bit too different, I’m looked at with scrutiny. If I act a little big outrageous, I draw too much attention to myself. If I create an amazingly abstract piece of art, I’m a genius. I … Continue reading

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things that are unacceptable to talk about publicly

One of the reasons my friends consider me a bit…odd…is because I will talk about anything, anywhere. This pisses me off. As humans, we all do the same things. We have the same body parts and therefore, the same issues. … Continue reading

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my 10 particular daily habits

Oh you know. Just some things I have done recently. Due to the thickness of my thighs, climbing up more than 2 flights of stairs is not an option. Therefore, I prefer to stand in an enclosed¬†metal box that pulls … Continue reading

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If I were to run down the street with a broom between my legs, people may think I am crazy. How many people does it take to sway the outsider’s perspective away from insanity? The answer!! However many it takes … Continue reading

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Blending In.

I feel obliged to explain my two previous posts. After my freshman year of college I came home with a little diamond stud inserted into my right nostril. My mother saw it and was horrified. She said it “looked like … Continue reading

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i couldn’t resist

I think this one tops the others. These websites are awesome. Why do we get so much enjoyment from judging other people? I mean, I’m judging him right now, aren’t ¬†you? Kid’s a freak!

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