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the best day of the year

Two words: Marathon Monday. I assume that some of you n00bs reading this don’t understand the epic-ness of this BU-tiful holiday. To help you all out I have provided the very reliable definition from Urban Dictionary: Marathon Monday. Let me … Continue reading

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artistic fabulousness

If I dress a little bit too different, I’m looked at with scrutiny. If I act a little big outrageous, I draw too much attention to myself. If I create an amazingly abstract piece of art, I’m a genius. I … Continue reading

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things that are unacceptable to talk about publicly

One of the reasons my friends consider me a bit…odd…is because I will talk about anything, anywhere. This pisses me off. As humans, we all do the same things. We have the same body parts and therefore, the same issues. … Continue reading

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i couldn’t resist

I think this one tops the others. These websites are awesome. Why do we get so much enjoyment from judging other people? I mean, I’m judging him right now, aren’t ¬†you? Kid’s a freak!

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Time Travel

Why do we all need to be on the same time schedule? I don’t see why it is necessary for everywhere to start at 6am and end at 11:59pm. Couldn’t we all just go along one time schedule? This would … Continue reading

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Attempt numero uno

this blog will hopefully blossom into a place where we can all come together and delight in the odd ways of our fellow humans. The fact that I am even sitting here at my kitchen table writing a blog is … Continue reading

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